What would you do if the size of your penis was smaller than the size of a 3×3 rubik’s cube? That is how small my new little slave Jar Jar is. His name is Jarrod, but I call him Jar Jar because he is a moron who’s already a complete degenerate at the age of 38. Jar Jar is a very good boy and does heinous things to himself in the interest of my entertainment. He’s spent more than he can afford on my this weekend and I took a little more this afternoon in the form of amazon gift cards. I could care less if he can pay his rent next week. He never should have gotten himself involved in blackmail games with me!! I have updated the loser page to include all of his shenanigans up till now. I even thought it would be funny to add his email address to the Hall of Shameless Losers
He’s licked the bottom of his shoes for me (the ones he wears to his job in the fast food industry LOL), fucked a pickle and then ate it, and tied neglige around his balls and tied it tight. I can tell this is going to be the beginning of a very pro$perous relationship. Especially if he doesn’t want me to send these shoe licking pics to his girlfriend Shelli. I don’t even know how in the hell this fellow has a girlfriend. He can’t even get his ed ridden dick hard. Not like she’s fucking him anyway. HA HA!
Just look at this sad little thing!
At least he can solve the Rubik’s Cube though!
This pic is staying up until the little toad sends me the video of him masturbating with sandpaper. 
Small penis humiliation junkie wanted to measure his cock for me. How nice. So he took out his measuring tape and showed me what he has. Not the tiniest dick I’ve ever seen, but small enough that it makes it into the small penis humiliation hall of shame. Graffiti yourself with a sharpie marker to win extra brownie points.
Misty and the Holiday Season come together in this classy little humiliation video starring Me. Small penis humiliation videos are fun to make during this festive season. It fills me with evil holiday mirth knowing so many of you pinky pullers wait all year for my annual holiday greeting. There are just so many ways to insult your tiny penis and make you feel like you are as tall as your little dick. I don’t care if you are naughty or nice, you will still get your gift, and your humiliation too.
My slave, little david wants to hold releasing his pathetic orgasm for two more days (until thanksgiving). And since he kindly missed his appointment with me last night, he will be doing so locked up in chastity. He’s also going to buy me presents from my wishlist!! I plan on sending him a text as soon as I sit down to eat with my family, granting him permission to play with his little dinkus. I will be feasting at the Goddess table while he tugs his tiny penis. He’s not going to like what I have in store for his desert! Hehehe. Now on to sprucing up my 
