Smallest Penis Contest Update. Pindick participated in the Small Penis Contest aka “Pageant” in NYC last month. How many other men turned out for this small penis contest event? Tons apparently. I can’t believe that Pindick made it made it. That is taking your fetish for small penis humiliation to a whole new level of reality. It’s one thing to get humiliated by a Goddess via cam or phone, but it’s another game when you get up on stage in front of the media and make an ass of yourself and your “manhood”. Anyway, Pindick traveled from Minnesota to NYC to show off his junky junk. I was not sure if I could believe him until I saw the pictures. His paegant name was befitting “Rip Van Dinkle” LOL LOL LOL! Read my smallest penis contest blog post
These sites have some great pics and coverage:
A (NSFW) Dispatch From The Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Competition Gothamist.com
“One 55-year-old divorcé who called himself Rip van Dinkle flew in from Minnesota to shake his shrimpy spigot before 100 onlookers.”
–New York Post
So there you have it, folks. The world’s first small penis competition (that I’ve heard of ). Kind of funny, kind of gay. But every little dick deserves it’s day. Hahaha. I wonder if there will be another one next year. If there is, I hope even more losers turn up for their 15 minutes of fame.